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justanothermotherfxckinkid:

bluewaffleez:

itchy nipple at school is worst thing because you can’t scratch it so u sorta have to rub your arm on your boob without looking suspicious it’s hard being a girl ok

This.

(via petcanadian)

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fasterfood:

why the hell do babies cry after they shit themselves like u got urself into this mess buddy dont make it everyone else’s problem. like have some fuckin responsibility for once

(via circumcising)

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romulusthread:

haha just checkin ur blog

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(via armadillo)

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fangpants:

Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune

(via sunalwaysshining)

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realhumanbaby:

someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about your body under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed

(via littleredlala)

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meadowkitten:

I have a very big crush on u but sadly I am only a little bug and u are a garden

(via littleredlala)

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macintush:

you’re not ready to watch this video

(via earthdad)

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