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yongmuney:

i was listening to a screamo song for fun then i heard all this extra yelling that i thought was part of the song but then i realized it was just my family arguing

(via dulect)

— 3 days ago with 90169 notes

theperksofbeinga-jackass:

theperksofbeinga-jackass:

cumfort:

how does one turn their emotions off

Okay so first go to settings

I’m a fucking idiot I thought that said emojis at first

(via butnohomo)

— 3 days ago with 48813 notes

mataring:

i hope the light at the end of the tunnel is a computer screen

(Source: zachsgay, via sniffing)

— 3 days ago with 441484 notes

drunktrophywife:

I wish tumblr was like survivor and we could vote people off the island

(via adeptis)

— 5 days ago with 154380 notes

fano-tastic:

I love how these are the same cover just different backgrounds.

(via adeptis)

— 5 days ago with 75021 notes

boodlicious:

I don’t post selfies I post masterpieces

(via adeptis)

— 5 days ago with 119916 notes

gayleaf:

you’re not allowed to wear a cotton t-shirt unless you’re a true fan! do you go to the fields and look at it? do you appreciate the agricultural implications of a gigantic cotton industry? do you understand the harvesting process? name 5 cotton harvesting machines. didn’t think so

(via adeptis)

— 5 days ago with 448477 notes
inuis:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk

inuis:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk

(via adeptis)

— 5 days ago with 227188 notes

andthenewt:

pocketcucco:

okay now I will share an embarrassing story with you all for sleepover saturday

a while back I went to a gift shop and I saw a basket of these

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and I was like oh shit I love bouncy balls!! so I grabbed one and threw it on the ground

well

turns out these ones were not bouncy balls and were actually made of glass

omg im actually laughing so hard it hurts

(via adeptis)

— 5 days ago with 172643 notes

stickiebun13:

disneyismyescape:

jashinslayer:

Goofy is a widower whose only family and reminder of his wife is his son Max.
X

The number one sign that you are growing up is when you stop cheering for Max’s strive to leave his father behind and start hoping that Goofy can keep Max close.

(via adeptis)

— 5 days ago with 168644 notes

chickenyaoi:

America is some fucked up dystopian shit honestly like how are y’all even surviving? Paying for healthcare? $60,000 on tuition? POC getting shot in Wal-Marts? White men shooting up elementary schools? That’s terrifying I’m worried about all of you

(via adeptis)

— 5 days ago with 186705 notes

marginalising:

NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY

(Source: jdandachi, via adeptis)

— 5 days ago with 707606 notes

no-wifi:

tumblr is running out of urls and now it’s hit the point where they look like our hotmail addresses from when we were 8

(via adeptis)

— 5 days ago with 171778 notes
shisnojon:

deanwasneversafe:

The fuck to do you mean for six year olds

how much piss you think that ball pit holds?

shisnojon:

deanwasneversafe:

The fuck to do you mean for six year olds

how much piss you think that ball pit holds?

(Source: funnyandhilarious, via adeptis)

— 5 days ago with 285170 notes