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lmaoalien:

i am the human version of the first piece of bread

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proloqu0r:

I sneezed in class today and a guy shushed me

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I want to be human too,
so I can play jazz with the big boys!

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rupsidaisy:

pizzaforpresident:

firemen:

my follower count is my birth year

did you know jesus personally?

slam DUNKED

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piragon:

When someone expects me to blindly stride into a childish trap and, electrocute myself.

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jalexinwonderland:

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averytare:

man girls are gorgeous

alright this could mean one of two things

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rnushroom:

waiting for someone to text back likeimage

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postllimit:

pi day fun facts: i memorized 434 digits of pi in the sixth grade to beat a kid who claimed he knew 500 just bc he was an asshole

he knew six

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